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Tags: Comedy, Humor

Hello. This is funny, I got it from Alex’s blog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud4L4ykUHLg

Tags: Comedy, Google, youtube

Justin at work sent me this today via email.

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “Why are all those clocks here?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.”

“Oh,” replied the man, “Very interesting… whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s clock,” answered St. Peter. “The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Kwame Kilpatricks clock?” asked the man.
“Kwame’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

Tags: Comedy, joke, Kwame

A friend of mine sent this along!

Taking Care of Babies

An example of one of the pictures there:

Tags: babies, Comedy, Humor, jokes

I got this from Jon and Dawn, it’s hilarious!

The World’s Shortest Books:

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

AMELIA EARHART’S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED :

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi

Tags: Comedy, Humor