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I can’t believe this. I’m having an adult (at least I think it’s an educated adult I’m talking to) conversation with my friend from high school. I’ll leave his name out to save him embarrassment.

My friend:

I’ll take it off your bill! Your in BYATCH!!!

Me:

And it’s “you’re” in.

My friend:

Nope, what country did you grow up in?

Me:

Are you retarded? When you say “your in”, that means my “in” is ???

When I say “you’re in”, I am saying “you are in”.

Where did you go to college? Oh right…. Geeeez.

My friend:

I believe you are the retarded one. You should learn to speak English like the rest of the country!

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I thought this was hilarious!

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Tags: Comedy, Humor

Hello. This is funny, I got it from Alex’s blog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud4L4ykUHLg

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Justin at work sent me this today via email.

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “Why are all those clocks here?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.”

“Oh,” replied the man, “Very interesting… whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s clock,” answered St. Peter. “The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Kwame Kilpatricks clock?” asked the man.
“Kwame’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

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A friend of mine sent this along!

Taking Care of Babies

An example of one of the pictures there:

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