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I got this sent to me by an employee of mine. Thanks Beshi!!

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Thanks Tortilla!

Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A. They can both smell it, but can’t eat it.

Q. You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man’s sex life?
A. Because women know if he’ll eat one of those, he’ll eat anything!

Q. Why does a bride smile when she’s walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she’s given her last blow job.

Q. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist?
A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

Q. What is the definition of “making love”?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Q. Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed?
A. Yeah…now he has no ears.

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…my Aunt Sofoula (Sophie) died. It was horrible. She was a very important part of my life and my mom and dad’s life, as she was here when my parents emigrated from Greece in 1967.

Blog post about her dying

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I am 100% against this. So this kid shoots and kills a man, goes to prison for 8 years, and gets to come out, have an apartment in Bay City paid for and has his schooling at Delta College paid for, FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS!

I mean, why? Some people can’t afford to pay for rent, food, clothes, etc., let alone for 4 years of college!

Nathaniel Abraham story at the Detroit News

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I love Little Johnny jokes. Thanks again, Tortilla!

The Polite way to pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”

Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by
saying, “That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”

Sherman said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll
be right back.”

“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?”

“I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce
you to after dinner.”

The teacher fainted…

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