Dec 25 2004
Merry Christmas!!!
Merry Christmas family and friends!!!!

Dec 22 2004
Wow, Dan!!! Thanks for sending this link along!
The UK has always liked the Commodore era. I wonder why?
Man. I remember buying Ultima V from Eaglesoft (ESI), who was from downriver or something. The craziest thing is that it played better (enhanced) on Dan’s Commodore 128. I was always envious of his 128.
Dec 21 2004
They have me blogging really slowly. Also, World of Warcraft has REALLY been taking up a lot of my free leisure cycles. Planning for the holidays has also been taking up some of my time.
I have to hit the books for the next 2 nights. We had a nice 2 week break between our case presentation and our final exam in Corporate Finance. Gotta crack the books tonight and tomorrow night. Also, with a death in the extende family, time is even tighter. Why do people always have to die near Christmas? Quite sad, actually. ![]()
If I don’t blog again for a while, we hope everyone has a safe and blessed Holiday Season. Be safe. Don’t drink and drive.
Dec 17 2004
This is pretty funny:
deer santa:
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I’m giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn’t they?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I don’t know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I’d like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad’s banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he’s gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It’s time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid “Francis” nowadays? I bet you’re gay.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Santa
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China. Every year I give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.
Santa
P.S.
Tell your mom she got the part.
“Long Dong” Claus
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we’re sleeping, do you really know when we’re awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I’m skipping your house.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn’t work with me. You’re getting an ugly sweater again.
Santa
Dearest Santa,
We don’t have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself “Marky”, that’s why you’re getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don’t live in a house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa
Dec 17 2004
Can you believe that we can AIM messages to WSJ? You can actually use the screen name “WSJ” on AIM much like we used to use Gopher systems via telnet when at Michigan Tech back in 1992-93. Crazy. Try it out!